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Saturday, February 14th, 2009
2:13 pm - Happy Valentine's Day!

laurel_tx
I made several new valentines.

Preview:


Click here to see the rest (WARNING: PG-13 for adult language and innuendo)

(OMG, that was funny!)

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007
12:29 pm - [FIC] Harry Potter and the Last of the Slashed-Up Canon [R] (DH Spoilers)

norton_gale
Title: Harry Potter and the Last of the Slashed-Up Canon
Author: J.K. Rowling (slashed by norton_gale)
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: R
Warning: Wandplay, premature spellcasting. DH spoilers.
Summary: Draco won't go without leaving Harry something to remember.
Word Count: ~1300
Disclaimer: All sentences in this fic were composed by J.K. Rowling from the seven books in the Harry Potter series, and are her intellectual property. I merely rearranged the text. No malice is intended by this posting, and no profit is sought. I believe in good faith that the following is a parody and subject to the fair use exception under applicable copyright law, but will immediately remove this post at the request of any of the authorized copyright holders. This fic will not be posted on any archives outside of LiveJournal.
Author’s Notes: Another gift fic for aldebaran1977 (coincidentally), who asked for a fic which primarily used text from Book 7. Sincere thanks to libby_drew for audiencing and a very helpful suggestion.

Additional fics in this series: Harry Potter and the Slashed-Up Canon and
It's Been a Very Weird Night, Harry Potter
.

Harry Potter and the Last of the Slashed-Up CanonCollapse )

(14 laughs | OMG, that was funny!)

12:11 pm - [FIC] What Lies Beneath [NC-17]

norton_gale
Hi! Virgin post here - thanks again to arrmaitee for the invite to this comm. I'm going to post two short recent fics. Hope you get a laugh out of them, and any comments you care to give are ♥.

Title: What Lies Beneath
Author: norton_gale
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All characters are the copyrighted works of J.K Rowling. No profit was made by the writing of this story, nor was any malice intended in any way, shape or form to the author.
Warnings: PWP, OOC, general silliness
Summary: The final Horcrux is hidden in a very strange place indeed.
Word Count: ~ 1710.
Author Notes: Gift fic for aldebaran1977. The quote “It sounded medical and secret, but also important," is lifted from The Higher Power of Lucky by Susan Patron (the kids' book made controversial by its casual use of the word scrotum). The title is stolen from a cheesy movie that I haven't seen.

He had seriously questioned the accuracy of the prophecy, but all signs indicated he was looking in the right place. And of all places, Draco Malfoy’s rectum was the last place he’d think to look.Collapse )

(4 laughs | OMG, that was funny!)

Friday, July 27th, 2007
6:00 am

arrmaitee
FIC: Epilogue
AUTHOR: arrmaitee
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. Bloody hell!
FANDOM: Harry Potter
SHIP: Every SHIP imaginable
RATING: R
SUMMARY: SLASH! PARODY! You've all read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. But for those who crave an unauthorized, uncensored view of what really happened during the final book’s epilogue - nineteen years after Harry's saucy, slashy romp at Hogwarts - read on…

(DH SPOILERS!)

(OMG, that was funny!)

Sunday, July 15th, 2007
4:22 pm - OotP icons

laurel_tx
Made some new OotP icons...

Preview:
   

Click here to see the rest (WARNING: Post is PG-13 for adult humor, cursing, and slash)

(OMG, that was funny!)

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007
1:25 am - The Night Before

pica_scribit
In the run-up to the release of DH, I've been thinking I should get off my arse and finish my own "final battle" fics.

Title: The Night Before (2/5)
Author: pica_scribit
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4445 (in progress)
Genre: Romance, drama, humour, angst
Characters: Ron, Hermione, Harry, Ginny
Pairing(s): Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Neville/Harry/Ginny (implied)
Synopsis: What a few of the characters did on the night before the final battle.
Timeline: Spring 1998
Disclaimer: I am not J. K. Rowling. I own nothing. Please don't sue me.
Author's Note: Chapters take place simultaneously, and are therefore unnumbered. Feedback is my drug of choice. As usual, please report any errors or inconsistencies.

Excerpt:
He looked at the shiny square she offered him in puzzlement. "What is it?"

"It's a condom, Ron. It goes on your ... you know."

"What?" he asked suspiciously.

"Oh, for God's sake, Ronald! It goes on your penis!"

(Awkward)

Excerpt:
He usually felt strange wearing his glasses when he wore nothing else, but this time -- the first time -- he wanted to be able to see her perfectly. The way the lithe, pale shapes of her body moved beneath him. The curve of her small breasts as they filled his hands. The exquisite delicacy and detail of that beautiful, secret place between her thighs. The flush of her freckled cheeks as she gasped his name when he first entered her. The sweaty tangle of her copper-silk hair. But most of all, her eyes -- dark, excited, fearful, determined, beautiful -- locked with his own, hardly blinking, never looking away.

(Ready)

current mood: tired

(4 laughs | OMG, that was funny!)

Sunday, February 11th, 2007
8:47 pm - Valentines!

laurel_tx
Made some Valentines... 

Preview:


Click here to see the rest (WARNING: All images are PG, but text is rated R)

(1 laugh | OMG, that was funny!)

Thursday, February 1st, 2007
4:31 pm - M.A.R.Y.S.U.E. Must Die! 4/4

pica_scribit
Title: M.A.R.Y.S.U.E. Must Die! - Part Four - The D.T.U.C.
Author: pica_scribit
Rating: PG-13 for sexual references, language and some violence
Word Count: 10168 (complete!)
Genre: parody, fandom mock
Characters: Madeleine Yaxley (OC), Maggie Lewis (OC), Marvola Elfynchyld (OC), Peter, Dumbledore, Special Agent Sam "Boggart" Humphries (OC)
Pairing(s): Remus/Maggie, Remus/Marvola, Peter/Madeleine
Synopsis: Maggie and Madeleine each try to get rid of the new girl at Hogwarts in their own way.
Timeline: September 1974
Disclaimer: I am not J. K. Rowling. I own nothing. Please don't sue me. Some of Agent Humphries' dialogue comes from the film The Maltese Falcon.
Author's Notes: The previous chapters now also include footnotes, which you may wish to backtrack and read, if you have not already. I would like to thank eskimosatan for allowing me to use the concept of the D.T.U.C. in my story. This chapter is dedicated to the memory of Humphry Bogart, a brilliant actor, who passed away fifty years and a couple of weeks ago. Feedback is my drug of choice. As usual, please report any errors or inconsistencies. My other stories can be found here.

[Part One] [Part Two] [Part Three]

(Part Four - The D.T.U.C.)


current mood: geeky
Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007
9:42 pm - M.A.R.Y.S.U.E. Must Die! - Part Three

pica_scribit
Title: M.A.R.Y.S.U.E. Must Die! - Part Three: Glamour
Author: pica_scribit
Rating: PG for some language
Warnings: Chatspeak, abusive punctuation, pairings of characters who hate one another, excessive magical ability, textbook description of a 'Sue
Word Count: 1942
Genre: Crackfic, Fandom parody
Characters: Maggie (OC), Madeleine (OC), Marvola (OC), Peter, Remus, Sirius, James, Lily
Pairing(s): Remus/OC, Remus/'Sue OC, Peter/OC, James/Lily
Synopsis: Madeleine and Maggie scour the Hogwarts library looking for something that will help them in their battle against the too-perfect, thoroughly annoying new girl.
Timeline: September, Marauders' 5th year
Disclaimer: I am not J. K. Rowling. I own nothing. Don't sue me, please.
Author's Note: Parts One and Two can be found on my webpage. Feedback is my drug of choice. Please let me know if this gave you a giggle. As usual, please report any errors or inconsistencies.


(Glamour)

current mood: geeky
2:21 am - M.A.R.Y.S.U.E. Must Die! - Part Two

pica_scribit
Title: M.A.R.Y.S.U.E. Must Die! - Part Two: Marvola
Author: pica_scribit
Rating: PG for allusion to sex and some language
Warnings: Chatspeak, anachronism, abusive punctuation, broken dress code, nauseating descriptions, gratuitous misspelling of "Voldemort", excessive magical ability, Sorting Hat's 'Sue song
Word Count: 2531
Genre: Crackfic, Fandom parody
Characters: Maggie (OC), Madeleine (OC), Louisa (OC), Marvola (OC), Hagrid, McGonagall, Remus, Sirius, James, Peter
Pairing(s): Remus/OC, Remus/'Sue OC, Peter/OC
Synopsis: A new girl arrives at Hogwarts. She's perfect. She's beautiful. She has curves in all the right places. Everyone loves her. Everyone except Madeleine and Maggie, that is.
Timeline: September 1, Marauders' 5th year
Disclaimer: I am not J. K. Rowling. I own nothing. Don't sue me, please.
Author's Note: Part One can be found here. Feedback is my drug of choice. Please let me know if this gave you a giggle. As usual, please report any errors or inconsistencies. This story is dedicated to babb_chronicles and all its giggle-inducing, inspirational badfic quotations.


(Marvola)

current mood: creative
Friday, January 19th, 2007
5:57 pm - M.A.R.Y.S.U.E. Must Die! - Prologue

pica_scribit
Title: M.A.R.Y.S.U.E. Must Die! - Prologue
Author: pica_scribit
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1140
Genre: Crack!Fic, Fandom Parody, Humour
Characters: Madeleine Yaxley (OC), Maggie Lewis (OC)
Pairing(s): Maggie/Remus (crush)
Chapter Synopsis: Two young witches bond over their mutual love of author Freya Lovelace, and decide to do a little writing of their own.
Timeline: April - August 1974
Disclaimer: I am not J. K. Rowling. I own nothing. Don't sue me.
Author's Note: This is my first attempt at putting OC's in leading roles. Please be kind to my girls! I promise that the next chapter will be funnier. Feedback is my drug of choice. As usual, please report any errors or inconsistencies.


(Perfectly Pointless Prologue)

current mood: silly
Saturday, January 6th, 2007
11:58 am

moonflower_rose
Title: Assault, Trespass and Vandalism - PART FOUR!
Author: moonflower_rose
Pairing: HP/DM
Genre/Rating: NC-17 overall
Warnings: The usual...also, don't run with scissors...
Length: 2700(ish) words
Summary: Sequel to the fic Disturbing The Peace - written for my darling silentauror for her birthday.
Disclaimer: Please see my disclaimer here.

Miss PART ONE? Click here. Recap of PART TWO? Click here. One last gander at PART THREE? Click here.


( Fake cut to PART FOUR )



cross posted

(OMG, that was funny!)

Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007
9:20 pm - Halloween 1974

pica_scribit
Title: Halloween 1974
Author: pica_scribit
Rating: PG
Warning: Lederhosen
Word Count: 497
Genre: Silly fluff, preslash
Characters: Sirius, Remus, James, Peter
Synopsis: Sirius gets to choose the Marauders' costumes for the Halloween party.
Timeline: Marauders' 5th Year
Disclaimer: I do not own the Marauders, since I am not JKR. I do not own the Queen of Hearts, since I am not Lewis Carroll. Little Red Riding Hood is a folk tale, and therefore public domain.
Author's Note: If someone would like to do an illustration of the boys in their costumes, I would be forever grateful! Feedback is my drug of choice. As usual, please report any errors or inconsistencies.

Halloween 1974Collapse )

current mood: creative

(1 laugh | OMG, that was funny!)

Sunday, December 31st, 2006
2:13 pm

moonflower_rose
Title: Assault, Trespass and Vandalism - PART THREE!
Author: moonflower_rose
Pairing: HP/DM
Genre/Rating: NC-17 overall
Warnings: The usual...also, don't run with scissors...
Length: 4900(ish) words
Summary: Sequel to the fic Disturbing The Peace - written for my darling silentauror!!!
Disclaimer: Please see my disclaimer here.


Miss PART ONE? Click here. Recap PART TWO? Click here.

( Fake cut to happy_berday_sa )



cross posted

(OMG, that was funny!)

Saturday, December 30th, 2006
1:44 pm

arrmaitee
FIC: SQUICK the Halls
AUTHORS: Arrmaitee and Daylyn
DISCLAIMER: We own nothing. Bloody hell!
SHIP: Harry/Everyone; Ron/Hermione
RATING: NC-17
GENRE: CRACK! SLASH!
QUOTE: "Harry knew he had to get rid of Ginny before she transformed spreading holiday cheer into a booty call."
WARNINGS: Lots of SQUICKS!

(SQUICK the Halls)

(2 laughs | OMG, that was funny!)

2:24 pm

moonflower_rose
Title: Assault, Trespass and Vandalism - PART TWO!
Author: moonflower_rose
Pairing: HP/DM
Genre/Rating: NC-17 overall
Warnings: The usual...also, don't run with scissors...
Length: 3000(ish) words
Summary: Sequel to the fic Disturbing The Peace - written for my darling silentauror for her birthday, and living over at her birthday community happy_berday_sa. If you'd like to wish silentauror a Happy Birthday, please click here to leave her a message at happy_berday_sa.
Disclaimer: Please see my disclaimer here.

Miss PART ONE? Click here.


( Fake cut to happy_berday_sa )






cross posted

(OMG, that was funny!)

12:53 am

moonflower_rose
Title: Assault, Trespass and Vandalism - PART ONE!
Author: moonflower_rose
Pairing: HP/DM
Genre/Rating: NC-17 overall
Warnings: The usual...also, don't run with scissors...
Length: 2300(ish) words
Summary: Sequel to the fic Disturbing The Peace - written for my darling silentauror for her birthday, and living over at her birthday community happy_berday_sa. If you'd like to wish silentauror a Happy Birthday, please click here to leave her a message at happy_berday_sa.
Disclaimer: Please see my disclaimer here.

( Fake cut to happy_berday_sa )






cross posted

(OMG, that was funny!)

Saturday, December 2nd, 2006
5:08 pm - Fic: Harry Potter and the Escaped Convict

evil_underlord
Title: Harry Potter and the Escaped Convict
Author: evil_underlord
Rating: G
Pairing: Hooch/McGonnagal, Harkness/Everyone
Warnings: Pre Philosopher's Stone, pretty much in canon and in character, but there's a possibility that you could call this a crack! I like to call it Parody. Some Crossover stuff as well, unfortunately
Length: <2000 words
Notes: Contains characters who don't belong to me, instead they Belong to JK Rowling, and others.

Harry Potter and the Brisket Loaf: First Blood - The Prequel: Because There's always An Excuse.

There's an escaped criminal on the loose? This must be the one with all the slash in it! And even some serious stuff... hmmm. brisket_loaf

(OMG, that was funny!)

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006
1:17 pm - Fic: Somewhere Over the Watchtower

crucio_4_coffee
Title: Somewhere Over the Watchtower
Pairing: H/D
Rating: app. 1900 words
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: um... fluff? No, really. And crack. But you knew that already, didn't you?
A/N: For strigoia, my fellow Cosmic French Fry, in response to her request for Harry or Draco having a run-in with Jehovah's Witnesses. Big thank-ya's to chiralove for the lightning beta.

Somewhere Over the Watchtower

(OMG, that was funny!)

Saturday, November 18th, 2006
10:41 am - OotP icons

laurel_tx

Title: OotP icons
Author: Laurel_tx
Pairing: too many to name
Rating: A very strong PG-13 for slash, cursing, etc.
Summary: Icons for the new OotP images
Words: (dozens of icons)

I haven't seen people do previews of fanart here, so just see my icon for this post as an example. 

(2 laughs | OMG, that was funny!)

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