Pica Scribit (pica_scribit) wrote in hphumor,
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M.A.R.Y.S.U.E. Must Die! 4/4

Title: M.A.R.Y.S.U.E. Must Die! - Part Four - The D.T.U.C.
Author: pica_scribit
Rating: PG-13 for sexual references, language and some violence
Word Count: 10168 (complete!)
Genre: parody, fandom mock
Characters: Madeleine Yaxley (OC), Maggie Lewis (OC), Marvola Elfynchyld (OC), Peter, Dumbledore, Special Agent Sam "Boggart" Humphries (OC)
Pairing(s): Remus/Maggie, Remus/Marvola, Peter/Madeleine
Synopsis: Maggie and Madeleine each try to get rid of the new girl at Hogwarts in their own way.
Timeline: September 1974
Disclaimer: I am not J. K. Rowling. I own nothing. Please don't sue me. Some of Agent Humphries' dialogue comes from the film The Maltese Falcon.
Author's Notes: The previous chapters now also include footnotes, which you may wish to backtrack and read, if you have not already. I would like to thank eskimosatan for allowing me to use the concept of the D.T.U.C. in my story. This chapter is dedicated to the memory of Humphry Bogart, a brilliant actor, who passed away fifty years and a couple of weeks ago. Feedback is my drug of choice. As usual, please report any errors or inconsistencies. My other stories can be found here.

[Part One] [Part Two] [Part Three]

(Part Four - The D.T.U.C.)

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